"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
"Is there anything you would not do for your family?"
no no NO NO NO NO NO
i spent an hour planning this wedding and i actually shed a tear when it was over bc i remember raising both of them like they were literally just born yesterday and now they’re getting married and then my mom made me get off the game because she’s concerned for my well-being
THE GUY DIED OF OLD AGE TODAY I ACTUALLY CRIED AND MY MOM CONFISCATED THE GAME SO NO MORE SIMS FOR LIKE A WEEK
spock still looks like spock
I accept these as the true forms of the characters
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
seriously the 5th time reblogging this non b&w gif sorry not sorry
AW I LOVE THIS
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY S H I T
THIS HURT ME MORE THAN I WAS EXPECTING…